I am seriously challenged by technology when served up in a digital fashion. Cover it with chocolate, slip it into the soles of my boots, sell me a stereo, that's how I can digest it. computers give me indigestion. My brain isn't wired to think that way. Halogen, yup, Velcro, yup, cordless drills, yup yup. But hyperlinks, binary babble, cut and pasting, Tweets and clouds-fugetaboutit. Simply put, fugetaboutit.
God didn't invent the computer, man did. God invented good stuff , like wine, sex and religious instructions, whales too, God did whales. Man did stuff like spinach, iodine and Republicans, all distasteful, but tolerant after a while- not all of them, but some. God did the Grand Canyon, the Amazon River and Bette Midler. Man gave us smog and Donald Trump- where was birth control when we really needed it?
What is my point? My point is that some things come naturally to some folks, some things not. Soduko. Enough said.
My thing is that I just want to write and not have to navigate through what comes so naturally to others- abstinence and sobriety come to mind.
I just thank God that people like my buddies, Sean C. and Thom B. are web bodies and have been willing to help guide me through all these fu**king micro chipped gigabit https:/ bullshit jumps and hoops.
So this award goes to you guys. you are enabling me to do what comes naturally, and that's to write my stories and talk to you all.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
p.s.-Thom, the GoPro is still giving me fits!
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